SKU: 30MI06-2200-SPT-X

Don't Mess with the Mitten Tank Top

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A mitten isn’t the most imposing object because of its warm and fluffy appearance. That is unless that mitten has the hand of a stone cold killer in it. Michigan is not a mitten we want to mess with because we know that behind that soft, knitted exterior lies the essence of Winter. A deep black hole that threatens to suck everything into its freezing blackness. Okay, we know it’s just a place where people live, but we can’t stand the cold weather. If you’re from Michigan, you’re probably used to all that, so this Michigan Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top would be all you need.

We like to make XXKeyword01XX based off of states. What exactly is a state? It’s a landform created from arbitrary political borders, or in the case of Michigan, physical borders. It’s especially amusing when the borders create recognizable shapes, such as Oklahoma’s “thumps up” shape or Michigan’s mitten. Don’t let that cold hand of doom fool you; it’s actually a very warm and welcoming state.

Key Features:

Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top

  •    60 oz
  •    100% cotton preshrunk jersey Knit
  •    Banded Neck and Armholes
  •    Double needle bottom hem
  •    Lightweight

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