A large component of Maryland’s food producing center is commercial fishing on the Chesapeake Bay. The largest catches by species are blue crab, oysters, striped bass, and menhaden. So this Maryland Ultra Cotton Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt isn’t entirely incorrect when it says that Maryland is for crabs, but it’s selling the state a bit short. I guess they’re just the main commodity that everyone seems to know about. “Maryland is for blue crab, oysters, striped bass, and menhaden” was just too much to fit on a design. Plus we wanted that whole crustacean/ STD joke thing going on too.
Maryland is for crabs, New Jersey is for gonorrhea, Texas is for syphilis. Okay, we’ll stop being juvenile for just this little bit, but c’mon! Just look at that design. It’s just begging you to draw that comparison. Maybe it’s just a bit too obvious for us. We don’t know, we just make XXKeyword01XX and see faces in the clouds.
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