The last time we tried running the virtual tour guide of Maryland tape, it began shooting sparks and eventually caught fire and melted. Luckily for you, we have a replacement: “Hello, and welcome to the virtual tour guide of…Maryland. At the end of this tour, please feel free to enter the souvenir shop and buy this Maryland Softstyle Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt. Did you know that Maryland is one of the smallest states in terms of area, as well as one of the most densely populated, with around six million residents?” We’ll just let the tape play out this time.
Did you know that Maryland is the only state that—okay, you know what? We think you’ve heard enough about Maryland. We’ve given out enough boring state facts like old people give out pennies or, god forbid, candy corn to trick-or-treaters on Halloween. It’s time you actually bought one of our great XXKeyword01XX instead of just window shopping. Until then, you can expect to hear no more about your favorite state, Mister. Not until you eat your vegetables.
Softstyle Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt