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Michigan W Tank Top

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Although this rockin Michigan Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top is yellow, just like the spandex suit of a certain clawed comic book hero, that’s not the wolverine we were referring to. Michigan is the Wolverine state, not because of state-wide allegiance to comic books, but because Michigan residents have a reputation of being tough like a wolverine—the animal. Although that would be really cool if comic books played a role in state politics. It’s our dream that, one day, nerd culture will be accepted everywhere as just plain culture.

Ahh what is this? It’s called the Wolverine State but there are no wolverines to be found? What a gip. We want our money back. The only reason why we came to this state was to see the wolverines, the same way a parent brings a child to the zoo too see the monkeys. Except these monkeys are murderous and savage. Well, monkeys are too, now that we think about it. But I guess we’ll have to go back to work in salt mines and create more XXKeyword01XX and stuff.

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Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top

  •    60 oz
  •    100% cotton preshrunk jersey Knit
  •    Banded Neck and Armholes
  •    Double needle bottom hem
  •    Lightweight

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