The nickname “The Wolverine State” sounds a bit dubious when you realize that wolverines don’t actually live there. How did the state get its nickname? Some sort of vague reference to Michigan residents being ornery or tough like wolverines. That’s good enough for us. We wish we had the reputation of being like a badass animal. I guess, we’ll have to take a lesser, but still fierce creature. How about a badger? Those things are pretty nasty. For all you lucky jerks that get to be compared to such a cool animal, we’ve made you this Michigan Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top.
If people from Michigan are known to possess wolverine-like qualities, then we don’t ever want to mess with any one from there. If we do, they’re liable to fly into a rage and bite our throat until we blood to death or suffocate. Or suffocate from choking on our blood. Here, here are some XXKeyword01XX. We’ll dangle it over you like pieces of raw meat. Here you go. Nice wolverine.
Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
100% cotton preshrunk jersey Knit
Banded Neck and Armholes
Double needle bottom hem
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