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Old Line State Hoodie

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You’re looking at a design with a state on it, so that means we’ll have to make you listen to the corny prerecorded tour guide audio tape: “Hello, and welcome to your virtual tour guide of…Maryland. Formed in 1788, Maryland is also known as the Old Line State. This is because of members of the 1st Maryland Regiment who repeatedly charged a numerically superior British force during the Battle of Long Island during the Revolutiooo”—sorry the tape is on the fritz again. How about you visit the souvenir shop and buy this Maryland Heavy Blend Hoodie while we fix it?

The reason why Maryland is called the “Old Line State” is really too long and too boring to be told here. Well, it’s actually not too long; it’s just that we don’t feel like explaining it to you. We make XXKeyword01XX. If you want a history lesson, go use the internet. Okay, okay, sorry, hey come back! We didn’t mean to be ornery.

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Heavy Blend Hoodie

  •    80 oz
  •    50% cotton 50% polyester preshrunk fleece knit
  •    pouch pocket; matching drawcord
  •    Double needle cuffs, double needle stitching
  •    1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

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