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Wolverine State Zip Hoodie

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Spoiler Alert: Michigan isn’t actually home to any wolverines. You’ll have to go to Canada, Alaska or Siberia to find one. Sucks, because they’re pretty awesome critters. By awesome, we mean absolutely terrifying. Even if we were the adamantium-clawed comic book hero of the same name, we wouldn’t want to fight one. They’re remarkable strong for their size, and frequently compete with bears and wolves for food. Yeah, he’s a little fuzzy wuzzy fella that’ll brutally murder you if you try to mess with him. Yikes. Maybe he might like this Michigan Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie?

Michigan is the Wolverine State because it’s populated entirely by wolverines. No really. All the images you’ve seen in the media are a hoax. Detroit is actually full of wolverines. Wolverines are actually responsible for the automotive industry in our country, and people from Michigan are actually—you guessed it—wolverines. This 100% truthful statement is brought to you by My DesTeeNation, creators of fantastic XXKeyword01XX and confabulators of the greatest lies.

Key Features:

Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodie

  •    80 oz
  •    50% cotton 50% polyester preshrunk fleece knit
  •    Overlapped fabric across zipper, Pouch Pockets
  •    Double needle cuffs, double needle stitching
  •    1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

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